Posts Tagged ‘France’

  1. Never mind the lost productivity. It’s a rich educational experience

    Published on Wednesday, June 23rd, 2010

    There have been many calculations of the lost productivity arising from the Football World Cup from tiredness due to late night games and time spent on the internet chasing match reports.

    Aside from the drama of the games, I believe the educational and cultural insights to be gained from the Event far outweigh the potential downturn in personal and collective productivity.

    Take, for example, the editorial in a French newspaper on the ignominy faced by their national team.  The sheer prose:   “To have the worst soccer team at the World Cup was almost unbearable. To also have the most stupid is intolerable.”

    This is Churchillian stuff.

    Politics and sport must mix.  How otherwise could we gauge the depths of misery being plumbed in France. 

    After the team’s boycott of practice, and only hours before their game with South Africa,  the French Sports Minister, acting on the instruction of her President, rebuked the players and told them:  “The government has to intervene as the reputation of France is at stake in this case”.

    There are lessons here for Murray McCully and John Key, that should have been applied to Andy Haden.

    But there is more.  While Phil Goff assesses Chris Carter’s sincerity as he presses ahead with a letterbox drop in his constituency of Te Atatu,  the French opposition, are laying responsibility for the players’ behaviour at the feet of President Sarkozy, whom they call the president of Bling Bling for his flashy style.  

    “It’s all about individualism, egotism, everyone for themselves, and the only way to judge human success is the cheque you get at the end of the month.”

    Only sport and war deliver such passion.  Let’s enjoy the rest of the World Cup. And go the All Whites.

  2. Backed into a corner

    Published on Friday, June 26th, 2009

    Backed into a corner, Mathieu Bastareaud finally admitted he lied about being attacked in Wellington.  Many of you will be asking: when will the French learn?

    New Zealand is a small community.   Our Police do not operate like the Pink Panther; no one should ever underestimate how seriously we take our reputation.

    Maybe it is because Mathieu Bastareaud was not born when some of his compatriots blew up the Rainbow Warrior, but he has carried on a tradition of severely underestimating our thorough policing skills. The French crack agents got caught, but not before they had enjoyed a Gallic serving of wine, women and song.

    It’s what we love about the French.  Their insouciance, their devil may care attitude, their First Lady.

    We hear that young Mathieu, who claims to be suffering from depression as a result of his mis-speak is now holidaying in the Caribbean.  Things get tough – take a holiday.  Remember that was also the solution for the agents.

    They say history never repeats.

    Incidentally, Morning Report’s, Sean Plunket was one of the very few media who earlier in the week questioned the authenticity of the claim.  At the time the police response should have given the French rugby administrators a clue to what we now know.

    Viva La France? On this occasion may be not.